weazelboy

A brief rape of history. In one of my many previous lives a funny thing happened. Well, it wasn't funny at the time. But I can always laugh about these things a life or two later. So anyway, I was in service of King Louie the twelfth or thirteenth or something like that. I've never been good with numbers. I was a member of the personal guard, that's like a soldier but with a much cooler outfit. About half the army at the time was a personal guard of the king, but I digress. The king had summoned me to him. And what the king said you did. He was like the Son of God just a hell of a lot richer. A wave of amazement washed over me as I entere